A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating
their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little
restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their
table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple
and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I
will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling
husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and
- abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner
appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and
said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity
like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my
love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than
me".
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed; but
a wish is a wish.. So the fairy made a circle with her magic
stick and -abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story..... Men might be ungrateful idiots....
But fairies are......female |